The Dalai Lama asked the server at the pizza restaurant to make him one with everything.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I love astronomy. The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
They don’t watch The Flintstones in Dubai. But people in Abu Dhabi do.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today… I told him that’s the last thing I need.
If you really want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
What do you call a fly without wings?
Fun fact: if you pour water on a duck’s back, it runs off.
Well, wouldn’t you?