If an airliner’s black box flight recorder is able to be recovered intact after a crash, why don’t they make the whole plane out of the same material?
Someone broke into the kennels at the police station and set all the dogs free. Police say they have several leads.
I told my wife it was really muggy outside. She looked at me sipping coffee out of a bowl and said, “Have you put all our mugs on the lawn? Again?”
Walking in the park, I saw a frisbee in the distance. I wondered why it was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Let’s get one thing straight: Dad jokes are no laughing matter.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
My girlfriend told me I didn’t know the meaning of “ironic”, which was ironic because we were at a laundry.
I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.
In mankind’s technological development through the use of tools, the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.