Apparently, they are not making shortbread any longer.
“These new orthodox shoes are great!” I told my wife.
“That’s ‘orthopaedic’, you great lummox,” she replied.
“Ah, thanks. I stand corrected.”
I invented a new word today.
I like to spend my lunchtime playing chess with the old men in the park although sometimes it’s hard to find 32 of them.
Well, to be frank…
I’d have to change my name.
My daughter asked me to make her a ballerina costume. Initially, I had no idea how to begin, but after a bit of thought, I was able to put tu and tu together.
Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
Why do cows have hoofed feet?
Because they lactose.
It isn’t hard to learn Braille, once you get a proper feel for it.