Lame

The human juke box

Dad: Challenge me. I’ve been committing to memory every song that contains a person’s name. Give me any name and I’ll tell you a song that has that person’s name in it.

Sue: Um, Sue?

Dad: A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash

Sam: Pick me!

Dad: Telegram Sam by T Rex

Alfonso: What about my name, smarty-pants?

Dad: “Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Alfonso…”