Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.
Obese people do block the footpath, there’s no getting around it.
I ate a watch yesterday. It was time-consuming.
I’ll bet the gambling addiction hotline would get a lot more calls if every tenth caller was a winner.
If you are fed up with other people, you may be a cannibal.
I’ve had it up to here with salesmen. Would you believe it, one tried to sell me a coffin the other day.
“A coffin?” I scoffed, “That’s the last thing I need!”
I’m going to sell my vacuum cleaner. It’s just gathering dust.
Fun fact. Emperor penguins in Antarctica bury their dead. The older males of the flock will scrape out a shallow depression in the ice, roll the deceased bird into the hole, push the ice scrapings on top, and then gather in a circle, calling out together, “Freeze a jolly good fellow…”
In Persia, the faithful gather on their Sabbath at the grand mosque of the city, called the Friday Mosque. There are other mosques of varying sizes, and the tiniest of all are called mosquitoes.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.