Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
It isn’t hard to learn Braille, once you get a proper feel for it.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I went out to buy a pair of camouflage trousers. But I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?
Chicken Caesar salad.
A dairy farmer looked at his cattle in the field and counted 196. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
A book just fell onto my head!
But I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender gasps and says, “How did you do that?”
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will never rest until I have tracked you down.
You have my Word.