I’ve been thinking about what I would like people to say about me at my funeral and finally decided it would be, “Hey look, he’s still breathing!”
I invented a new word today.
I like to spend my lunchtime playing chess with the old men in the park although sometimes it’s hard to find 32 of them.
Well, to be frank…
I’d have to change my name.
My daughter asked me to make her a ballerina costume. Initially, I had no idea how to begin, but after a bit of thought, I was able to put tu and tu together.
Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
It isn’t hard to learn Braille, once you get a proper feel for it.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I went out to buy a pair of camouflage trousers. But I couldn’t find any.