If an airliner’s black box flight recorder is able to be recovered intact after a crash, why don’t they make the whole plane out of the same material?
Someone broke into the kennels at the police station and set all the dogs free. Police say they have several leads.
Walking in the park, I saw a frisbee in the distance. I wondered why it was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Let’s get one thing straight: Dad jokes are no laughing matter.
I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.
In mankind’s technological development through the use of tools, the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
I went to another meeting of Plastic Surgery Anonymous last night. It was good to see a lot of new faces there.
Does anything rhyme with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
A delivery truck from the wig factory was stolen, chased by the cops, rolled while trying to take a corner and spilled its load across the intersection.
The police are still combing the area.
My teenage son finally revolted and told me he doesn’t believe in Santa.
He’s a rebel without a Claus.