I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
A termite walked into a bar, but he was so short he couldn’t see over it. So he asked one of the regulars, “Is the bartender here?”
What’s ET short for?
He only has little legs.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Farting in elevators. Wrong on so many levels.
I have this job at a calendar factory, but they never let me take days off.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My instructor at chef school told us that onions were the only food that could make people cry. So I threw a coconut at him.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.