Farting in elevators. Wrong on so many levels.
I have this job at a calendar factory, but they never let me take days off.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My instructor at chef school told us that onions were the only food that could make people cry. So I threw a coconut at him.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.