An update on the unfortunate employee at the upholstery plant who accidentally fell into the machinery. He is now fully recovered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Farting in elevators. Wrong on so many levels.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
I wrote a drama about puns.
Really, it was just a play on words.
It had the title “Play Right”.
The critics called it “Theatre Snorts”.
Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
I went through my cupboards today and found I had dozens of dead batteries.
So I’m giving them away, free of charge.