I’m trying to stop eating Christmas leftovers. So yummy! So hard to go cold turkey.
How come at Christmas we hear about all Santa’s reindeer, except for the mean one, Olive.
Olive the other reindeer.
My teenage son finally revolted and told me he doesn’t believe in Santa.
He’s a rebel without a Claus.
I have an extensive collection of Christmas candy canes.
All in mint condition.
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!