Dad: Challenge me. I’ve been committing to memory every song that contains a person’s name. Give me any name and I’ll tell you a song that has that person’s name in it.
Sue: Um, Sue?
Dad: A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash
Sam: Pick me!
Dad: Telegram Sam by T Rex
Alfonso: What about my name, smarty-pants?
Dad: “Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Alfonso…”